Tuesday, November 24, 2009

[StockSSDragRacing] Happy Thanksgiving Everyone

 

All in all, through all the crap that's going on around us, we still live in a pretty good place. I would like to thank each and every one of you who I exchange ideas, info, jokes (even you, Adam...) with for making my life a little better and, hopefully, I do the same for you. Please, let this be the start of a great Holiay season for you and yours.
 
Doug and Carol



 
None of that 'Sis'-sy Stuff
 Are you tired of those
 sissy 'friendship' poems
that always sound good,
  but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T see  
cutesy little smiley faces
on this card-
Just the stone cold truth
 of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
who made you sad
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

 
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
 
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I must be involved in.

 
4. When you're scared,
we will haul ass out of here.

 
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
 it could be until you
 quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

 
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.

 
7. When you are sick,
Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever sh it you have...

 
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off--
After I laugh my ass off!!

 
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
 -- because you are my FRIEND!
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Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
 can feel the
true warmth.
**********************
Try sending this to
10
of your closest friends ..
including the person
who sent this to you ...
Then, get depressed
'cause you can only think of
4!

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